Snarky Soaps for Her/Him

Day Drinking Soap

It’s 10am somewhere! Saturdays were made for day drinking. And Sundays. And Fridays and Mondays and Thursdays. But don’t feel guilty about it. It’s exactly like going to brunch, except hold the chicken and waffles. You don’t want all that heavy grease and gluten screwing with your buzz anyway.

99 Problems Soap

You can think of 99 Problems just from this morning. Your car is a POS. Your job sucks. Your ex is ruining your life. We can’t say this soap will solve any of your problems but at least you . . . will be clean.

The Dude Soap

The soap for a man who can’t stop quoting a particular movie. (I.e. “That rug really tied the room together!-The Dude)

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